A whole bunch of DOGS
A single CAT
A BEAR named Edwaldo
Some WHALES
A few BLUE JAYS
Some MAGPIES
A lot of CROWS
Several MOOSE
And a few CHIPMUNKS here and there.
But tonight the count went from 9 to 10. Because I saw something extraordinary!!! As I was driving home from visiting with my darling fiancée, I saw through the rain a most unusual specimen.
Now I need to preface this - I am not joking or lying.
And I have seen many things in my life - CHUPACABRA, an EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL TYRANNOSAURUS REX, even had encounters with the WEEDUNO a creature I THOUGHT I had made up!!!
But tonight I saw it. The one thing I had not seen. Tonight I saw SASQUATCH. Yep. Not joking. Not lying. This isn't a story. This is for real and now the world thinks I am crazy. Possible interview to come(?). It is entirely possible that the Bigfoot I saw was in fact a shadow, but more investigation is required.
I'm almost certain of what I saw! What do you folks think? Comment below and let me know your thoughts!
I'm almost certain of what I saw! What do you folks think? Comment below and let me know your thoughts!
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