25.
I am good at this.
Haikus are just so easy.
I'm totally great.
24.
My feet taste like cheese.
But they smell like dill pickles.
I need a doctor.
23.
Here's five syllables.
And now seven more of them.
Here's another five.
22.
Girls be trippin', man.
They are like super crazy.
Why did she say that?
21.
I am a master.
Of sweet haiku disaster.
Fear my haiku charm.
20.
Words are just noises.
Tokens for choices that lie.
I need better thoughts.
19.
Typing is easy.
When you have fingers to use.
Cut them off - harder.
18.
I can walk a mile.
In my own shoes not in yours.
Get out of my shoes!
17.
You've been hoodwinked!
Click bait got you again, fool!
Hahahahaha!!!
16.
There is no sixteen.
No haiku or line to read.
I made it all up.
15.
Fifteen is a lie.
Just like sixteen before it.
I'm on a roll now!
14.
Eating cheese is good.
Unless you're intolerant.
Then you'll puke it up.
13.
The most beautiful
Thing in the world is a girl
With a big sandwich.
12.
Facebook, Google, Bing
MySpace, Plurk, Yahoo!, Ask Jeeves
YouTube, Reddit, Digg.
11.
Check out my website!
At Robby Monroe dot com.
Find new stuff daily!
10.
I can count to ten.
Eleven is hard for me.
But ten is easy.
9.
Rhett and Link are cool.
Funny guys of G M M.
They make me chuckle.
8.
I'm on YouTube too.
Red 7 Ent go watch now.
Like, comment, subscribe.
7.
I don't drink soda.
Or carbonation at all.
Since I was ninteen.
6.
I'm losing my drive.
Why are you still reading these?
Can I stop this yet?
5.
Okay. Just five more.
Jackals are scary things, man.
They will eat you up!
4.
How to make haikus:
Five beats then seven beats then:
End with five. Nice job.
3.
Man. My pinky hurts.
I'm holding up my phone now.
So my pinky hurts.
2.
Walk around in squares.
It will confuse people lots.
They will stare at you.
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